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RolandR



Joined: 03 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:30 am    Post subject: Joke of the Day Reply with quote

Four engineers from various fields was getting a ride phoned for a Uber driver. But when the Uber driver arrived his vehicle stalled. He attempted to start his vehicle. It would not start with many attempts. So each engineer attempt to diagnose the possible problems.

Mechanical Engineer: The car is cranking over, so starter and flywheel contact seems fine. Could be a stretch timing belt.

Electrical Engineer: Ignition seems fine, starter is getting juice, battery must be fine but could be the coil maybe not getting spark to the spark plugs.

Chemical Engineer: Did the car start knocking when you arrive here? If all the above symptoms mentioned above is not the culprit, then possible contaminated fuel, also could you have accidentally put diesel fuel in your tank instead of the usual gas?

The Uber driver shook his head implying the car ran fine before he got there.

Information technology computer specialist engineer responded : "I have an idea, lets all get out of the car, then lets all get back in then try to start the car, kind of like 're-booting'."
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twangster



Joined: 05 Aug 2005
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Location: Nashville Tennessee.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Smile

I worked with a keyboard player / sound designer years ago who had an Emulator II sampler.
When ever it started to flake he called a cab and sent it 'round the block , always seemed better when it came back LOL.
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